Colgate.

(Written on 16/09 @ approx. 2.50 pm)

Okay, so, I wasn’t going to write today, but well, you’ll know later on why I did. Squeamish people, look away now. I’d like today to go down in history as the day I stuck my hand down a toilet bowl.

A used toilet bowl.

I nearly threw up. Anyway, wanna know why? Why I put my hand in a toilet bowl, not why I threw up, ‘cause that’s obvious. Duh.

I accidentally dropped my toothpaste in the toilet bowl :( So now I’m gonna need a new one. No way on earth am I ever touching that with my bare hands ever again.

Would you? And then use it on your toothbrush to stick in your mouth? That’s as bad as drinking… okay, nevermind, don’t wanna imagine that.

Oh, and don’t worry, I had enough sense to wear a glove. But I still washed my hands something like five times with antibacterial soap afterwards.

Ewwwwwwww, gali. I can’t believe I stuck my hand in a pee-filled toilet bowl.

Well, good thing is (hard to believe there is one, eh?), now I’m completely wide awake, so maybe I can get in some study time.

Or do a manicure. You know, whichever’s more convenient. After all, my hands are in need of some pampering.