I had Banana split but secretly wanted to steal Ya Wen's Bananarama.
Banana split.
Bananarama.
Like the title says, Ya Wen got conned at Incomm. And she walked into a glass wall. True story, people. But anyway, although funny, that's not the point. Walking into the wall, I mean.
She sent her phone to get repaired under warranty at Incomm and the people stole her memory card AND used her phone for personal means after repairing it. The idiot left their smses and photos in the phone. We read it and after laughing (me and Jan) and getting very pissed (Ya Wen), we decided it was a guy messaging his girlfriend. Assh*le lah. I tell you, don't ever send your phones to get repaired at Incomm! Ya Wen wanted to take out her memory card from her phone before giving it to them, but they told her not to because they had to check/repair it blah blah (when there's actually nothing wrong with it) but it was actually because they wanted to STEAL it! WTH?!?!
Okay, rant over. Ya Wen should be the one ranting, not me. For the first time ever, she said f*ck. Like, the real thing, not those euphemisms she always uses. That's how angry she was. Man, don't unleash the fury of the man on yourself, man, 'cause watch out, man!
Enough about that. I went hunting in Guardian and Winmark for the cat eyes mascara that I so badly want but I couldn't find any Maybelline anywhere. Whatta... since when does Guardian not sell Maybelline?! And I wanted to buy Seventeen from Best Eastern, until I saw the cover...
SICK. I might buy Seventeen when girls I don't really like are on the cover, but the Jo Bros? NO WAY IN HELL. And they're guys! Wth man, Seventeen, are you out of your mind? Eeeewwwwwwww yuck. Guess I'll just have to wait for July's issue.
Got over the trauma of it, then went to read the synopses of Sushi For Beginners and If You Could See Me Now. Can't wait to read them. I finished re-reading my Remember Me? e-book yesterday night and I loved it! I don't know why I didn't really like it the first time around. Weird, huh? Sophie Kinsella has a new book coming out soon. Yay!
Then we went (me trying hard not to limp in my pinching platforms -- which I got 4 blisters from) to McDonald's where I now realized I paid $3 for a Cornetto McFlurry and medium fries while Jan paid $10 for an Ayam Goreng McD. Could've been my fault. Oops.
Ya Wen rambling on about me being crazy or something like that.
Behold, gay guy sex change drag queen miss America ba zhang Bruneian scholar herself! I actually think you look really nice here, Ya Wen.
I was reading kimong.com recently from a link in a search for Nose shoes in Google. I guess you could say she's sort of a Malaysian celeb. Anyway, I found out I'm 1 degree of separation from her. I was reading one of her blog posts when I came across a photo of her fiance Josiah and Kenneth, who's a friend of anek Joe's that I met at my sister's wedding where he was a groomsman. Boy, was that a weird shock.
That's only half the reason why I'm telling you about this. I also found a link for xiaxue.blogspot.com from there. I read her blog once a few years ago but kind of forgot about it. So anyway, I've been reading it for the past few days, and if you think I like pink, wait till you see her. That chick loves pink. I mean, really loves it. My kinda girl! What I would give to have a completely pink room...
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