Nine words women use.

(Saw this when I stumbled upon Jennifer Tang's blog and found it really hilarious so I thought I would share. Credit goes to Jennifer, I hope you don't mind me borrowing it.)

Guys, listen up!

1. Fine.
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes.
If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing.
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead.
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh.
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay.
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.
That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks.
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever.
Is a women's way of saying Fuck You!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it.
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.


HAHAHAHAHA!! So damn true ;)

In the spirit of Christmas.

I have a chio new Christmas layout exactly 20 days before Christmas! A very big thank you and loads of credit to My Style Backgrounds, run by blogger Mikelle which has some really gorgeous stuff, and Shabby Princess.

I worked hard on the layout for the past few days, and I must say, I'm loving it. It's so colourful and Christmassy. The end result is always worth the effort, even if I can't have the original layout I wanted.

I think Christmas is the one time of the year that I'll be kind and not subject my readers to a pink-dominated layout. Spirit of Christmas and all that, y'know? :D

The only new feature I added is the post labels. I've discovered that blogs with labeled blog posts are much easier for me to browse, so I guess the same must be true for other readers too. Some bloggers label their posts, but don't display a list of labels on their blog. I don't really understand the point of that.

So I decided to add post labels and a label list to my blog. They were a bitch to make, had to edit all my posts, but all for the sake of my readers :) And I changed my pink crown browser icon to red and white to look like a Santa Claus hat.

As usual, I'm having problems with the custom fonts T_T So bloody frustrating. But I'm hoping to work it out in the next few days.


P/S: Just woke up from the most scandalously wonderful dream! :D

New jeans, new Blairband, newborn.

Hello from Penang! Can you believe it's December already? Heck, where did the year go! It's almost time for me to get to work on my Christmas blog layout. Aiyoyo, not looking forward to that. At all.

Feels good to be back home, one big happy family under one roof again (with the addition of the baby la). Can't remember the last time we were all together, besides my sister's wedding in March.

Anyway, bought some stuff while I was in KL. On kinda a tight budget this trip, so most notably it's just new skinny jeans and a Blairband (finally!).

I worship at the altar of Toms Girl jeans! But yes, these are the too-loose skinny jeans I was rambling on about on Twitter :( I finally realized last night that I was so pissed off because I was moodswing-y! And we all know what that means. Well, the girls do anyway.

Full price RM119.90 but I bought it at 50% discount, RM59 something la, you do the math.

The back pocket design matches my nails, purple!

Big photo of my bum bum! I know you'll probably say the jeans don't look loose but they are! Look closely (at my legs, not my butt, doofus) and see the wrinkled jean material? Not supposed to be like that! More importantly, the calf part which you can't see is super baggy like boot cut jeans. And they're supposed to be skinny jeans m'dear -_-"

Diva is omg-awesome! Gotta love them Aussies. Saw a picture of one of their bow Blairbands in the November issue of Cleo and wanted it immediately. I can't tell you how hard it is to find a Blairband I like. Often the bow is an ugly shape, or too big/too small.

Et voila! Finally, my very own hot pink bow Blairband! Too be honest, I don't like oversized bows or designs that are too wild, which is why I like this one.

And if you're so trend-illiterate as to be wondering why I call it a Blairband, it's because the craze was started by Blair Waldorf (fictional character, but so what) on Gossip Girl. Don't believe me, just go Google "blairbands".

Nah, see. I don't lie.

I got it for a mere RM15! Woohoo, don't you just love bargains? Cause I do!

Wondering what it looks like on me? I was too malas to fix my hair and wear it, so I tried it on someone with no hair!

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 Baby Ava! :D But I think from the expression on her face, she doesn't really like it. And she's bald cause my sister and anek Joe shaved her head. Botak bebeh!

Okay, so she's not a newborn. I can't really title my blog post "New jeans, new Blairband, 3-months old baby" right? It'll sound damn stupid! And yes, the adorable little bundle of joy greeted her 3rd month on November 27th :)

Now for more fat baby photos! Because who doesn't like baby photos?

She loves making faces when she's bored.

The pout.

The smirk to the left.

The smirk to the right.

I never do know how to end my blog posts... um, bye?

Oh yeah, last but not least, a birthday shoutout. Happy 20th birthday to Rachel Chin! Best wishes and God bless! Have a blast :)