I'm a free bitch, baby.

I really am. I feel so free. I don't have to try to be something I'm not anymore, I don't have to be different for someone else.

Not only that, but I'm free of the constraints of what people think of me. A.k.a. I no longer give a damn. I've never felt more confident in my life. I take negativity in my stride. Nobody can bring me down. It's true what they say: what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.

So bitches, you can try all you want. I feel honoured that you'd spend your precious time to try and hurt me, and then fail. You're just showing how jobless, immature, petty, stupid and ignorant you are. GET A LIFE! But thanks for the blog hits, I appreciate it. It's okay, I refuse to fight back because I'm the bigger person. I have integrity and I take responsibility for the things I write, say and do. Unlike you, since you even choose to be anonymous. And F your L for squinting to read all this :)

New year, new things, don't dwell on the past. I think this is the first year I'm actually carrying that out. And it wasn't even a resolution.

It just kinda happened. I think... this is gonna be a great year :)

These are some camwhoring photos taken the day I went out with Rachel and some of her friends. Okay, let me remember the names... Darren, Jasmine, Ivan and P... I dunno how to spell your name! :( Please forgive me.

I haven't camwhored in quite a long time, and I like this batch of photos :D

Drug addict! Inspired by Maria and her Happy 5 :D

Anyway, Amanda (Ting) was the one who gave me the idea for this particular photo. I love how the girls in our class sang Bad Romance together in school all day long. I can't imagine a nicer group of people to have as friends.

So I dug out one of my shades and combed my Lady Gaga fringe straight out to the front.

This was the result!

BWAHAHAHAHA!! It's so fucking kua zhang I also wanna die already.

I obviously don't have Lady Gaga's super straight (plastic) nose nor her bleached blonde hair la.

All the photos are UNPHOTOSHOPPED! I dunno why I feel the need to disclaim this, but I just do. So yes, that's my imperfect jawline, my small beady eyes, my big bulbus nose and my lips... oh right, no complaints there. Lol! My lips are one of the few things about me that was made just the way I would've wanted. I will never ever need collagen thanks! :D

If you're wondering about the clear skin, it's just makeup la please! Anybody can do it, it's no big secret. Mine is even some cheap Maybelline powder that you can get anywhere.

The only thing I use Photoshop for is to edit the colour of my photos, because my digital camera really sucks, all the photos I take are black and green!!! Either that or very dark, or very dull coloured. Artificial lighting is the worse for my camera!

If you don't believe me, I'm gonna show you what that close-up photo originally looked like. The colour is so nice and vibrant and my skin tone so radiant, right? :) ALL DONE BY PHOTOSHOP PLEASE! NO THANKS TO MY CAMERA.

This is the original. FML MAX! SO BLACK AND GREEN UNTIL CANNOT EVEN SEE MY FACE!!! Like wtf is that black looming figure there?? -____-"

My digital camera makes me very grateful that I've mastered some of the skills of Photoshop. Or else my entire blog would be filled with photos where I look like The Incredible Hulk/Shrek/undiscernable black object.

Talking about Lady Gaga, did you SEE her outfits for the Grammy's?!? MY GOD!

Wait a minute, is that... Amy Winehouse?!

Holy cow, those shoes! But then again, I guess at 5'1", she kinda needs them.

I think Lady Gaga's redefining outrageous. But then again, I'm not very surprised about what she wore either!

I think she's got to be the quirkiest, if not the creepiest, mainstream singer. I love her songs, but you can't deny she's become quite... scary lately with the whole "monster" thing she's got going on.

I preferred her Just Dance-Poker Face days before all the weird(er) shit started. But she's definitely unique, you gotta give her credit for that. So unique it's... outta this world.

RAH RAH AH AH AH, RAMA RAMAMA, GAGA OOH LALA!

P/S: I gotta ask... is that a wig attached to her shimmery bodysuit?!

Pictures courtesy of Celebrity-Gossip.net and SindhToday.net.