I'm breaking up with chocolate.

Starting NOW!

My acne (face la, not bum) is getting slightly outta hand. I don't know if it was the stress from school or the tests earlier in the month or what that pulled the trigger, but my face seems to be popping out raging zits faster than Octomom is popping out babies!!

As if I'm going to show you a photo of my zitty face! From now on, I'm going to perpetually wear concealer whenever I go out to shield the world from my nasty pimples. See how considerate I am?? Concealer is a GODSEND.

In case you don't know (what planet have you been living on?!), this crazy chick Nadya Suleman has 14 toddlers, she had 8 of them at the same time: octuplets. Go Google Octomom.

And I'm officially sick of it. Wouldn't you be too?

Heck, even my canggih-sounding twice daily 3-step skincare regimen doesn't seem to be holding a candle to my zits :( I'm running out of ideas so as a last resort, I'm taking Jai's advice and cutting out chocolate completely from my diet.

For one whole month. 30 days. Count it.

And not just Cadbury and Kinder Bueno and Patchi. Nah, that's child's play. But chocolate chip cookies, chocolate cake, chocolate eclairs, chocolate ice-cream, Koko Krunch (I don't even eat that, but whatever).

Anything that's dark brown in colour and looks as though it has chocolate in it is going, going, GONE!

Bar chocolate.

Box chocolates.

Hershey's Kisses.

Kinder Bueno.

Box chocolates.

Cadbury Milk Tray.

Chocolate chip cookies.

Milo cookies with Koko Krunch ears, so cute!

Koko Krunch.

Frosted chocolate brownies.

Cheezbox's chocolate something-something?

Chocolate lava cake.

Chocolate coffee cake.

Chocolate cheese cake.

Chocolate eclairs.

Chocolate Dunkin' Donut.

Oreo Krispy Kremes! Kns, I've never had the good fortune to eat Krispy Kremes before in my life :(

Chocolate fondue fountain.

Hot chocolate.

Excapade Sushi's Rocky Road mocktail.

Chocolate peanut butter fudge sundae. Omg, this looks soooo sinful and there's even the recipe online. *drools*

Swensen's Sticky Chewy Chocolate sundae.

I'm sorry, there's only one word to describe all the decadent chocolate photos. If you know me, I think you'll know what I'm going to say: ORGASMIC! Hmm, I hope I've sufficiently tempted you to grab the nearest chocolatey food you can find :D

This is gonna be damn hard cause I looove chocolate. And it could even turn into a vicious cycle, i.e. wanting chocolate, realizing I can't have it, severe chocolate withdrawal and depression, stress, more acne, going in search of chocolate to abate my stress, realizing I can't have it... well, you see where this is going.

FML!!! Ugh, see the kind of sacrifices I make in the name of vanity?!

This better work or else I'll just be giving up one of the best foods in the world for no good reason at all. I think I'm beginning to crave chocolate already as I type this. Oopsie :)

Must. Resist!


P/S: I'm sure by now you've noticed my new blog layout for the month of April! :) Changed it really fast, I didn't even need to temporarily close down my blog. I hope you like it. No pink, so you pink-haters can rejoice for a month. Actually, even I was sick of the pink for 2 months. April 2010, boy that was fast!

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