Lady Gaga the Bizarre.

Watched her new video for Alejandro last night. I know I must be the most outdated person in the world, behind the 12,000,000+ who have already seen it, but I just couldn't be bothered to till now.

Blame boredom, it drove me to it, and now you have to read this post about how much I disliked the video. Which is A LOT.

Regardless of whether you believe or are for/against that whole Illuminati thing of hers, Lady Gaga is obviously a woman of absolutely no morals. Zero. Zilch!

The video is downright disgusting and creepy!!! Besides all the gross sexual shit, there's also all her Illuminati symbolism and slamming the Catholic church, etc, etc, the list goes on.

I know she's trying to be "different", to not conform, to stand out in the crowd, to break away from the chains of society, but does she really have to do it like THIS?!?! By being blasphemous and immoral???

I'm sure there are other ways to be unique but she probably just wanted to pick the most controversial one that would garner her the most attention in the shortest time. Wise business move, I must admit.

But you can't deny she's sending a horrible message to young viewers and listeners about religion among other things! I may not care much for religion. If I had to define myself, I'd say I'm agnostic. Religion is way too overrated for me.

But I know religion matters to a lot of other people. And her music videos are like spit to their faces. A total insult to them.

She may think she's above everyone and everything and can do whatever she wishes, but she has tremendous impact on pop culture and the young generation. And she is repeatedly and purposely using that power to send out all these negative messages.

That isn't called being "different" anymore. That's called brainwashing people.

For two seconds, I thought the song was nice and catchy. Until I read this among the YouTube comments:

ALEJANDRO=man's defender and protector(GOD).

FERNANDO=ardent for peace(JESUS).

ROBERTO=bright or shining flame(HOLY SPIRIT).

HOTTER THAN MEXICO= HELL

Incorporate this into the lyrics:

"Don't bother me, Don't bother me, Alejandro (God)"

"Don't call my name, Don't call my name, Bye Fernando(Jesus)"

"I'm not your Babe (child), I'm not your Babe (child), Alejandro (God)"

"Don't call my name, Don't call my name, Roberto (Holy Spirit)"

In the Bible, the word "Babe" is used in place of "child".

-Exodus 2:6

That is some scary shit right there. I don't think I want to listen to her music anymore :S

I actually think it's ironic because her "little monsters" think they're being different and unique, etc by liking her, but since there are so bloody many of her fans out there, I actually think that non-conformity is achieved by NOT liking her. HAH!

Well, that's just my two cents. What does it matter what I think, right?

As for the Illuminati thing, you can read up about it (just Google Lady Gaga Illuminati) and believe what you want to believe. I'm not saying she IS a Satan worshipper, etc, I'm just saying she's immoral and has a bad influence on the generation and weaker minds who cannot decide and judge for themselves.

I think Alisa posted this link on her blog months ago, only now am I compelled to believe it after watching Alejandro. Lady Gaga's apparently not the only singer delving into Illuminati. Try thinking about any other female pop singers who have recently made a drastic and strange change to their style... Beyonce? Rihanna?

If you adore Lady Gaga for whatsoever reason though I may never be able to comprehend what goes on in your mind, then that's your choice, and there's nothing I can do about it, is there? I'm not forcing my opinion on anyone and I won't hate you for it.

Hate the game, not the players, they say. Lady Gaga being the game here, and her fans being the players I suppose.

And I will not be happy if some hater pulls that "you're just jealous of her" nonsense. Err, why would I be jealous of an immoral alleged Satan worshipper??? And not a very pretty one either. Rich and famous no doubt, but still immoral.

Plastic surgery: How much is too much?

One thing's for sure, Heidi Montag has had WAY too much! She was that blonde bimbo from that MTV show The Hills, by the way.

No, not Lauren Conrad, the other one. Wait, you'll see. If you can even recognize her after all her plastic surgery, that is!

I was catching up with PerezHilton.com a few days ago, when I came across the story of Heidi Montag's unbelievable TEN plastic surgery operations in just ONE DAY!

You know I just HAD to blog about it!

She did an interview with People magazine about it and appeared on their cover in all her fake, plastic glory. At first I thought it was Paris Hilton wtf! Doesn't it look like her??

And ohmagawd, Heidi looks SO DIFFERENT!! She doesn't even look like the same person anymore for God's sake! What could drive someone to do something like this?!

Eyebrow lift, cheek implants, nose job, Botox, chin reduction, lip augmentation, pinned ears, liposuction on her neck, waist, hips and thighs, butt augmentation and boob job.

Holy crap, what a mouthful!

I mean, that's just scary! She's practically 100% plastic now! Hollywood's very own Dawn Yang :O

And I personally think she became uglier. Not only does she really look like a tranny now, she also looks like she aged 20 years overnight! Tsk tsk.

AND THOSE BOOBS! Don't even get me started on them. They're triple-D's (O.O!) and look SO HIDEOUSLY RIDICULOUS on her because she's such a small, skinny girl (partly due to plastic surgery too)! And now she ends up looking like a porn star.

She's only 23, but I swear, she looks 40! She would fit in perfectly on Desperate Housewives.

I mean COME ON! I know she's cuckoo and dumb as a post, but really?? How stupid can she get?! She reconstructed her face until it looks so fake and unnatural, it's disgusting.

This isn't even her first round of plastic surgery. What you see in that "Before" picture isn't really what she looks like. Silly, silly girl. She should've never gone for the second time.

She'd already had plastic surgery on her boobs, her nose and her lips once before when she was 20. 20!

This is what she originally looked like. She used to look to sweet and innocent! T__T

I understand not liking some things you're born with. I guess it must be hard, with her photos plastered everywhere and paparazzi following her day and night and aspiring to become a singer. It's not like she's an actress who is naturally stunning and looks perfect.

So I guess I can understand why she'd be overly insecure about her plain, sweet-girl looks and want to get plastic surgery, but 10 surgeries in 1 day and a total reconstruction of her entire body and face?! That's just gross. Hollywood just gets more and more messed up by the day.

A lot of people were saying she's well on her way to becoming Cat Lady. Who the F is that right?

Turns out she's some 60-year-old woman named Jocelyn Wildenstein who paid $4 million for plastic surgery on her face just to end up looking like this...

ABSOLUTELY SCARY! I think this blog sums it up the best.

The sad thing is that she was originally quite pretty. Then she went to her plastic surgeon saying she wanted to look "like a cat" and "more feline" a.k.a. disfigure her face. WTF man!

I actually feel quite sorry for her. I'm sure she never meant for this to happen. But you know, at least she doesn't look 60, right? Nah, instead she looks like a monster.

Omg, I think I'm gonna get nightmares from this!

I won't lie, I'm considering plastic surgery when I'm a bit older, just a few things I'm itchy about. I was thinking maybe I might do it, if at some point in my life I have the money for it.

But shit! This has just scared the living daylights outta me! D: I ain't no hypocrite, I'll be rethinking my plastic surgery thoughts for sure.

Pictures courtesy of PerezHilton.com, Pacific Coast News, Daily Mail Online and Google Image Search.

Predictability and unpredictability.

Like I said, I went to watch The Final Destination with Jan, Lennard and Jia Yee yesterday. We bumped into a whole bunch of other people there, like Fadli, Pearl, Lilian, Andric, Boon Yu, Bae Wei, Vincent... even Joshua Chin. (Sorry if you were there, and I forgot to include your name.)

The movie was sick man. I forgot how shockingly gruesome Final Destination movies are. So gory and bloody! Gross man. It was also super predictable la, as expected. I think the people sitting in front of us wanted to kill me 'cause I spent the whole movie loudly (and accurately) predicting how each of the characters was gonna die. That was when I wasn't covering my eyes or screaming or swearing like a truck driver la.

Jan took the cake though. His choice of swear words each time somebody died was so colourful, and such a consistent flow too. Jia Yee also got freaked out and Lennard was trying to act like a tough guy in the corner. I could secretly tell the guys were scared too!

Then after the movie we went to eat fondue at Swensen's. Jia Yee brought her new DSLR (!!!) so it basically turned into one big photoshoot. DSLRs are the Holy Grail of camwhoring!! I also went to Amicion to check if the aviators I want are still there (they are!) and to see the Konad Stamping Nail Art, which looked super cool.

So... time to show off our photography skills! These are 50 of my favourite picks from the 127 photos we took, together with captions. If you want to see all of them, go to Jia Yee's Facebook album. If you're not interested, scroll right down.

Modelling for Jia Yee.

I was on the phone with the apple of the tree, MERIAS. Wish you were there!

Jia Yee made Lennard try on my sunglasses, with the gold heart on the side.

Jan decided he also wanted to wear my shades. I have popular shades :D

Me and the Short Frauds Company!

Jan attempting to join the Short Frauds Company and advertise the kain shop with them.

Ahahaha, Jan's stoned crackhead look.

I'm SO going to Swensen's.

Beauty and the Beast.

Can you figure out who's really picking their nose and who isn't? ;)

Jia Yee's stoned crackhead look :D

Oops, looks like somebody isn't enjoying his double date...

Jan being sakai about the DSLR.

Yaaaaaaaam seng!

Lennard trying to be gay. LG = Lennard's gay.

I have no idea what these two lovebirds are up to!

Our ice-cream fondue.

Lennard piled everything he could find onto the wafer...

And apparently, judging from his expression, it tasted orgasmic.

Me and a chocolate-covered marshmallow.

Jia Yee, you look like a hungry puppy!

Me and my strawberry-icecream-chocolate wafer delight.

Which I share with Jia Yee... too close for comfort, I say!

Jan begging for mercy from Jia Yee and she has that look on her face.

Jia Yee and Jan dropping pieces of peanut into each other's water.

Jia Yee throwing peanuts into Lennard's mouth... and missing terribly.

I forgot what's so funny? :( Was it the chao ta cherry?

My Vincci platforms in the middle of all the sneakers.

Lennard likes his chocolate balls ;)

And looks like so does Jia Yee.

Jia Yee's eyelashes.

My eyelashes. Hard to believe we're wearing the same exact mascara!

Lennard trying to show off his eyelashes too. I think might be longer than Jia Yee's :O

Somebody need to go wee-wee.

Group shot.

Formal family portrait: mummy, daddy and our two little children.

Lennard's picks Jia Yee! No la, he's trying to squish her. I just realized Jia Yee is all stars: star necklace, star bracelet and star shirt!

Charlie's Angels, you think can or not?

Jia Yee's DSLR, not the most convenient thing to camwhore with, but still makes for an awesome time.

The other shocking thing (this one not predictable at all) happened when we were going home. Jia Yee's blabbed it to everyone already anyway, so I might as well blog about it. Me and Jia Yee were waiting outside the Mall for my mom to pick me up after Jan and Lennard left, when a strange guy I didn't recognize walked up to me.

At first I thought he was lost or something, but then he says excuse me and proceeds to politely ask for my phone number! Like, whatta?! I must've stood there like a gaping idiot, and I can only imagine what Jia Yee's expression was next to me! And then I said no. 'Cause like I didn't even know him, and it was so unexpected! He wasn't a poklen or anything...

Gotta give him credit though, it must've taken a lot of guts to just go up to a girl and ask for her number... unless he does that all the time la. And at least he didn't just oggle at me and whistle and shout "hello, hello!" like the poklens. Maybe I should've said yes. Ahaha, I kid, I kid.

Jia Yee said she saw his friends further away watching us and looking at me, then she scolded me for wearing a miniskirt :S I always wear miniskirts okay, and this doesn't usually happen. Omg, such an unbelievably weird and unnerving experience!

I need to stop being caught off-guard. It's screwing up my life. And I'm not even talking about that guy who asked for my number anymore...

P/S: I changed my hit counter to a new and improved very super canggih one, all the better to stalk you (my blog readers) with! It has all kinds of snazzy stalking tools that I'm gonna enjoy using! I can find out all the details down to your location, your operating system, your browser, your monitor resolution, your internet type, what time you viewed my blog, how long you stayed at my blog... Mwahahahaha! :D